My Random Bullshit
me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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so much…[pic]

so much…[pic]

moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

captainchesskelly:

winjennster:

flustered-fallen-angel:

doctorwholock-fallen-angel:

So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.

what

IT IS ON THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE OMG I AM CRY

I’M FUCKING SOBBING RIGHT NOW

wallylock:

slutformisha:

samandriel:

slutformisha:

Do American passports have frikkin eagles or something

Actually yes

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Oh my god. What is with you guys and eagles.

Benjamin Franklin originally wanted to have America’s national bird be a turkey, but it was shot down because Thomas Jefferson said every country would laugh at us

official4thofjuly:

In America we don’t say “I love you” we say “BALD EAGLE FIREWORKS GUNS MERICA GUNS MOTHERFUCKING GUNS AMERICA 4TH OF JULY FREEDOM” which means “you are the light of my world and the fire of my love for you will never die” and I think that’s beautiful

AltPress: We Reached Out To 37 Female Musicians About Their Experiences With Sexism, Only 5 Responded

propertyofzack:

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AltPress reached out to 37 female musicians to talk about their experiences with sexism in and out of music. Only five responded, those being Candy Hearts, Dangerkids, Perfect Pussy, War On Women, and Crystalyne. 

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